When I miss the bus.

When someone distracts me from work with a bullshit story.

When anyone tries to argue with me when I’m on my period.

When I see any article about Kim Kardashian.


When I admit I like/watch Gossip Girl.

When I read an article that said “Miley Cyrus is the voice of our generation.”

What all men in nightclubs look like to me.


Whenever I trip/fall in public

When I started a new show obsession and realized there are 6 series already out.


When someone asks a question when you’re about to get out early of school/meeting/any bullshit gathering.