When I feel like I just can’t do anything right

When my boyfriend complains about my mood swings

And to shut him up I’m just like:

Any performance by Miley Cyrus…

When my favourite character in a TV show is killed off

When I have to walk instead of drive

When I get all cute for a night out then step outside only to discover it is cold as balls

When someone orders Rosé

When I promised myself I wouldn’t buy anything new for three months then caved and bought an adorable pair of shoes the next day

When I have to pretend I like someone I hate